i moved last summer. now i don’t have to worry about someone finding boxes of expired condoms in my drawers.
You meant drawers as in dresser drawers and not drawers which you pull on one leg at a time?
yes, thank you for pointing out the error in ambiguity. apparently i might have used more of them if i’d kept them in my wallet.
So what the hell is going on? You’ve lost your voice; misplaced, temporarily gone or gone? What is your way forward? Are you at home? Did you finally shave your legs?
Condoms merit a cooler place of transport and storage – like a tiny zippered pocket in the side of your sneakers. Hey, might be onto something here with a new line of footwear.
This blog thing spellchecked me to “footwear” from “footware”, but I meant footware, as it’s a utilitarian accessory now that it totes condoms.
i am at home, awaiting bone hardener and steroids tomorrow. i think there has been enough said on that issue.
damn, do you think i should shave before the next procedure? is there still hope for me?
the voice loss is an interesting anomaly. it’s important to keep the doctors interested.
Is it a bad thing that “bone hardener” makes me giggle?
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